Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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