come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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