waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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