I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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