Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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