hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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