even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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