Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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