she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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