this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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