Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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