I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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