You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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