So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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