just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Houston, we have a squirter
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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