names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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