i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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