idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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