Little spoons don't ask big questions
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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