I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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