My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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