This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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