Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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