Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Randomize
