tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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