They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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