As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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