Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
