I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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