At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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