Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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