Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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