is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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