Too much gin, very little bucket
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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