How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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