I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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