Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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