careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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