Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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