I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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