The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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