that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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