I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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