I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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