Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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