If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
it glows. i had to have it.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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