why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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