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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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