I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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