I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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