I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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