My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
