my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
My life is pants optional.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
