if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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